getcher hand outta there. you'll gum up the werks.
  hot damn, ethel. looks like it werks. and yes, mike golay lives here.
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We're so very pleased you've come. Please, have a seat. What is Banshee Werks, you ask? It's a whole bunch of things. It's a fluffy cat toy. It's a carbo-filled exer-drink. It's a throbbing, well-appointed luxury liner [Thank you C.C. - Ethel]. It's what your mom would like brought home. It's mentioned in the Magna Carta. It's KPOOH's delight. It's a Scotchguarded poncho o' love. It's the whole enchilada. It's a comedy of errors. It'


It's easy to get around. Just follow your nose. Much like a Scooby Doo cartoon, there are many clues, and a there's always a surprise ending. Sorry. I'm a child raised in large part by bad television. Anyway, I sincerely hope you find your way around this site easily enough, excepting the occassional, inevitable hiccup. If you experience one, feel free to talk to me.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!


Still don't know what I'm on about? Sigh...

It's about Chips Ahoy! and a nice, cold glass of milk. It's about blue guitars. It's about Nabokov's Pale Fire. It's about the time I wet my pants in the first grade by the SRA folders. It's about pickin' and grinnin'. It's about rampant overuse of ellipses...

And now it's about time you moved on.

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